So! It looks like it's time for another special event! While the beautiful and demure girls of the Hostess Club can still put on ears and tails if you really like, right now we're going to be having another costume sale for all you poor unfortunates in the city who had their outfits swapped! We might do a cross-dressing day as well! Is everyone ready?
Right! To many people, these are the happiest days of the year, a Holiday Sandwich full of unparalleled opportunities for relaxation! As Hosts, it is our sworn duty to make that time even more exceptional, and so I expect the entire Host Club to be in attendance at Sparda-san's upcoming party! We may be guests ourselves, but we can certainly still provide our own unique brand of enjoyment for the partygoers! Be sure to be at your best!
Romance is blossoming to warm the hearts of those who were chilled and discouraged by the cold of winter! It's very wonderful to see it happening all over the city...
Haru-chan, are you feeling tugged toward the Host Club?
Or...
Minato-san?
Or...
ahhh....
In any case, there's business to be done!
Naoto-dono, are you feeling well enough for consulting yet?
Haru-chan, are you feeling tugged toward the Host Club?
Or...
Minato-san?
Or...
ahhh....
In any case, there's business to be done!
Naoto-dono, are you feeling well enough for consulting yet?
It sounds like there are an awful lot of people out there in the cold. Come in to visit the Host Club! We have free hot chocolate for everyone!
Ahhh... some of the people coming int to the hotel look very injured. They seem to be all coming right toward the Host Club, though, so medical care should be directed here to the ballroom!
Ahhh... some of the people coming int to the hotel look very injured. They seem to be all coming right toward the Host Club, though, so medical care should be directed here to the ballroom!
A List of Upcoming Host Club Events:
Dec. 6th, 2009 02:51 am-Christmas Party! The Host Club will consider suggestions for refreshments, decorations, games, and other events!
-Detective Cosplay! With real mysteries to solve!
-Host Club Production of RENT! Are all of my actors still interested?
-High School Nostalgia Party! Being so immersed in student life was a very moving experience!
-Detective Cosplay! With real mysteries to solve!
-Host Club Production of RENT! Are all of my actors still interested?
-High School Nostalgia Party! Being so immersed in student life was a very moving experience!
Casting Call!
Nov. 24th, 2009 11:56 pmAll right! Drama Club: Assemble!
Tomorrow we have open auditions for this year's winter musical, RENT! It's a moving and romantic story about the challenges of living in poverty while your life is dedicated to art and love!
Everyone interested should be in the auditorium at 4 PM sharp tomorrow! Tell your friends!
Tomorrow we have open auditions for this year's winter musical, RENT! It's a moving and romantic story about the challenges of living in poverty while your life is dedicated to art and love!
Everyone interested should be in the auditorium at 4 PM sharp tomorrow! Tell your friends!
[Tamaki is standing in a blank room, his red tuxedo torn and disheveled, horns gone, face marred by a large black eye and a split lip.]
Ahhhh.... ahahaha... I suppose this is better than a single phone call, after all...
[He looks extremely nervous and embarrassed, and pauses for nearly half a minute before speaking again.]
Could someone perhaps come down to where I am and .... ahahahahaha...
[The laugh is completely fake, and after he glances away and scratches his head in puzzlement, his expression becomes bleak.]
...H-help me... I think the expression is.... 'make bail?'
Ahhhh.... ahahaha... I suppose this is better than a single phone call, after all...
[He looks extremely nervous and embarrassed, and pauses for nearly half a minute before speaking again.]
Could someone perhaps come down to where I am and .... ahahahahaha...
[The laugh is completely fake, and after he glances away and scratches his head in puzzlement, his expression becomes bleak.]
...H-help me... I think the expression is.... 'make bail?'
[Tamaki is standing before the camera in a red tuxedo, with a devil-horns headband atop his head, but there's something slightly atypical about his posture, and a glint in his eye that people who know him have rarely seen - only at such times as when he conscripted Haruhi to be the Host Club's dog.]
Asmodai Mistoffeles Iblis Draco Scratch, at your service, O sinful city! I have come here on this glorious night to grant your darkest wishes, your most secret desires, all in exchange for only the most moderate of fees! When you can slip away out of sight, come down to the Starscape Ballroom and whisper your wicked will in my ear!
Asmodai Mistoffeles Iblis Draco Scratch, at your service, O sinful city! I have come here on this glorious night to grant your darkest wishes, your most secret desires, all in exchange for only the most moderate of fees! When you can slip away out of sight, come down to the Starscape Ballroom and whisper your wicked will in my ear!
All right! It seems like things may finally be going back to normal in the city, and of course, the best way to celebrate will be to have the Host Club throw a new party! Next Tuesday is Culture Day, so we should have a celebration showing off all the different cultures that have come here to Desai!! Hosts, report! We need to brainstorm an event that will charm and amaze everyone!!!
Best of all, the Host Club is also welcoming an expert Host to our ranks: Natural Charmer Type Haruhi Fujioka!
Best of all, the Host Club is also welcoming an expert Host to our ranks: Natural Charmer Type Haruhi Fujioka!
[It's obvious Tamaki is making this post from a room in the Starscape Hotel - and equally obvious that it isn't his usual room. The massive canopied bed behind him, sprinkled with rose petals, and the heart-shaped jacuzzi in the corner of the room are pretty decent hints as to which room it is, too. As for Tamaki, the single-breasted black silk tailcoat, ruffled white shirt, and blood-red tie and cummerbund, not to mention the red rose in his lapel... they paint a suggestive picture.
He looks tired, nervous, and miserable.]
Ahahaha, what a wonderful place this is to spend my first few nights as a .... married.... man.
[The laugh is forced and the end of his sentence leads to an awkward silence and a trapped stare.]
Of course, this is just a recording for posterity, not 'an attempt at communication.' After all, this is our romantic weekend alone, just to ourselves, far away from... everyone... and I don't even have my phone along.
[He musters an effort, and sparkles weakly.]
The wedding was very beautiful! The reception took up the entire Champs du Mars, and -
[In the background there is the sound of a door opening, and Tamaki flinches and shuts off the camera.]
He looks tired, nervous, and miserable.]
Ahahaha, what a wonderful place this is to spend my first few nights as a .... married.... man.
[The laugh is forced and the end of his sentence leads to an awkward silence and a trapped stare.]
Of course, this is just a recording for posterity, not 'an attempt at communication.' After all, this is our romantic weekend alone, just to ourselves, far away from... everyone... and I don't even have my phone along.
[He musters an effort, and sparkles weakly.]
The wedding was very beautiful! The reception took up the entire Champs du Mars, and -
[In the background there is the sound of a door opening, and Tamaki flinches and shuts off the camera.]
Ryoji-san! Minato-san! Nero-san! We're all going to try and find Shinji-kun! Nero-san can search the bad parts of town, because he's a knight! Ryoji-san, your charming voice and smile technique is A-rank ++, so yo can ask after him at businesses and other places he might have gone, and convince them to put up flyers! Minato-san seems like the sort to be a good detective, so you can brainstorm new solutions and investigative techniques and find clues!
Unfortunately, due to the possibility of rain, we won't be having our Full Moon Party on the beach tomorrow night. And the planetarium wouldn't give us space for kotatsu, so there's nowhere suitable in the city to hold it...
BUT WE'RE GOING TO HAVE IT ON A SPACESHIP INSTEAD! Everyone who wishes to attend, meet up at the Starscape Hotel at 8 PM on Friday, and we'll be beamed up to the party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BUT WE'RE GOING TO HAVE IT ON A SPACESHIP INSTEAD! Everyone who wishes to attend, meet up at the Starscape Hotel at 8 PM on Friday, and we'll be beamed up to the party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Minato-san! Nero-san! Shinji-kun! Be sure to get plenty of sleep; this Friday the Host Club will be holding an all-night Full Moon Party at the beach! With dancing, and stargazing, and a pavilion with kotatsu inside, and marshmallows to roast, and... anything else that Ryoji-san thinks will make for a good party!
...the weather's sure to be good, right?
...the weather's sure to be good, right?