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[Tamaki is grinning into the camera, looking very relaxed, but there are a few various context clues that all is not normal.  His hair is tousled, for one - not artfully windblown but actually rumpled and messy and unconditioned.   The fact that he's wearing a slick black leather jacket over a scoop-necked flamingo-pink shirt is probably another clue.  He's laughing a little as he talks.]

Well, I don't exactly remember last night, but my wallet's on the night stand and it's full of money, so I guess somebody had a pretty good time, right?   I'm sore in all the right places this morning, too, but I should probably bail outta the hotel room before the maid service kicks me out - anybody got a place I could crash at in the meantime?  Looks like I've got enough to pay, and I can always do some... housework on the side if you'd rather. 

Huh.  This place doesn't look much like Shinjuku, but every city's about the same, right?  If you're having a slow evening and need a buddy for drinking or cards or a night on the town, let me know, all right?

I'll be waiting for your call!